FOOD CHRONICLE

Sequence of Events:

• major biking (blenheim to picton)
• fight about buying food
• buy enormous amounts of food (but not as much as we wanted)
• start eating spoonfuls of peanut butter while cooking enormous amounts of food
• eat enormous amounts of food
• sit around complaining about how full we are
• put cake mix into dog food bowl into oven
• sit around complaining about how full we are
• heckle cake to finish baking
• take cake out over and over poking it with fork
• spread peanut butter all over steaming cake
• sprinkle cake with sugar packets we stole from a cafe
• start attacking cake with our spoons
• complain about how tonking hot the cake is
• decide to mush up cake with peanut butter
• decide cake is too dry
• pour free opened milk we found in fridge over whole cake
• mush up cake more
• dump plethora of stolen sugar packets into mush
• pause to consider if we'll eat the whole cake
• finish the whole cake in a ravenous display of enthusiasm
• spend next few days talking about cake and brainstorming about new cake recipes